what you've been missing:

this is my day off. it's actually a pretty shitty day off because i don't have the car to go anywhere, but then again, i don't have any money to do anything with anyway. i spent all my money earlier this month on birth control (which has the interesting side effect of making me actually vomit in my own mouth on a daily basis at least six or seven times) and a haircut given to me by a woman i was actually enjoying talking to until she refused to trim my hairline by telling me i didn't want to look like a lesbian now did i (?)

today i have:

-triumphantly realized that i am not the lazy bump on a log my husband insinuated i was for sleeping in due to the fact that when i got out of bed the coffee was still warm, which means i could have only been asleep at tops for two hrs after he turned it on (we all know he's just jealz--but the truth is that i sleep horribly unless i'm sleeping alone, so those two hrs were trippy bliss dream sleep for em & she's not going to feel bad about it in the least).

-cut two sticks of unsalted butter into itty bitty pieces and placed said butter in the freezer because i was going to attempt to make an apple pie. now i've discovered i am out of flour so i guess i'm not going to be making a pie. still, i'm going to leave the butter in the freezer anyway. because i can.

-tried to convince myself to start writing the fucking NaNo story i was supposed to start writing yesterday but didn't out of laziness and also the fact that i actually went to work & then came home for a glorious couch nap that lasted four hours (which, actually, is still laziness). i wasn't going to do NaNo, but we went to church on Sunday and since i am so over church atm i spent the entire time thinking up a story plot and i managed to get pretty jazzed over it. except now that i'm supposed to actually write the thing i'm feeling burnt out on it. isn't that always the way?

recent adventures of mine you have missed:

- i bought bowling shoes.

- i went to a lesbian mimosa bingo brunch and won a t-shirt that says "dirty" on it.

- taking lots of photos of my own tits lately. also, i got some cool add-on filters for photobooth.

- saw the movie with the cartoon owls. decided i want a tree full of owls.